Man Law : Shit Happens Numbnuts

Life is a gauntlet that throws axes, bullets and bombs at you just for fucks sake. Some events in life happen for no rhyme or reason they just happen. You must become like a ninja warrior hopping the bullshit in a single bound and do the dougie on them bitches as soon as you clear them. Not everything has some deep philosophical meaning behind them. You seeing certain numbers over and over again doesn’t guarantee a winning lotto ticket. If that’s the case the state lottery system would be bankrupt off of people playin numbers like 335 cuz it’s the price of gas and it was the store number on the McDonald’s receipt. Stop thinking you missed the bus for some reason that will help humanity out. You missed the bus cuz you wanted to see Flo-Rida perform on the today show you pansie you. Stop looking all starry eyed when some random homeless person tells you God has something for you then ask you for a dollar. A bee stinging you is not divine intervention that stopped you from getting mugged because you stood there and cried for 10 seconds. You fucked with a bee and he decided to lose his life and sting you. It happens. You will not turn into a guru because you have figured out the emotional bond between a dog and his chew toy. You are just some weird clown the scares the kids at the dog park. Shit happens numbnuts life aint always that deep. Life is no different from the universe ordered chaos.

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