Man Law: Tight Jeans Cause Yeast Infections

I never thought I would see the day I would have to address this but this becoming an epidemic in the streets nowadays. What’s even worse is the jeans will be painted on and they sag em at the same damn time. You cant look hard and run from the police in them. What contraband are you concealing in them? In my day hustlers wore shorts under their sweatpants to conceal the work and if they got frisked the police couldn’t find the goods. I like to personally shoot the person that made this a fashion trend. Run Dmc and them jeans were straight leg jeans not stretch jeans; there is a difference. These fools gotta jump and down & get into em like they in Jordache commercial from back in the day. Different generations I suppose but the parasuco plague must cease. Please excuse the 30 year old man rant but this is digusting. The emasculation of men is in full swing. On top of that they got they shitty underoos on display in plain sight. Where is these fools daddies? Probably helping them get into their jeans. Sad..Sad… Sad… world. As the title says they cause yeast infections numb nuts. In my Future voice: I get and give yeast infections at the same damn time, you see all the veins in my legs at the same damn time, the feds laugh and arrest me at the same damn time, cuz I couldn’t hop the fence and I ripped my pants at the same damn time. Tabernacle.

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