A matinee marauder is someone that always tries to beat you to the punch for no other reason than one upmanship. They are constantly finding ways to prove they aren’t average and better than everyone else. It comes from an egotistical standpoint. They have no other accomplishments than their consumerism. Their whole life revolves around camping out for Ipads and Jordans that came out when they were in the 7th grade. The bad thing about it is they think other people take them seriously because of their possessions. “ I have the new ipad so I’m the coolest person this side of the universe.” In actuality the only ones they are fooling are themselves. Their possessions are merely a front for the emptiness of spirit they have. The marauders numbers are gaining momentum. Do your best to side step the fools they have nothing valuable to offer you.